Babeland has been so good to me, offering me a little stocking stuffer to enhance your holiday spirit....
So, I want to play Santa to one of my fantastic readers and offer up a set of Lelo Luna Beads for the taking!
You want these! You really, really do.
What do you have to do?
Well, it won't be so easy this time....
I want YOU to take a traditional holiday ditty, and make it about ME!
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer becomes Betty, The Buxom Cockslut et al....
The hotter the better. Flattery will get you everywhere.
The most entertaining wins!
You can post your responses here, or email them to me at betty.rocket@yahoo.com
You must be willing to supply me with an address within five working days of contest end to claim ye swag. Also, you will need to reside in the continental US (your shipment will be coming directly from babeland)
Runner up will receive a special gift just from me....
I will announce the winner on....you guessed it...
December 25th!
You have plenty of time to get your entry in!
Good luck and Happy Holidays!
Betty
3 comments:
Ahem, in the tune of "Frosty the Snowman".
Betty the Hotslut
was a very happy whore
with big luscious tits and a big round ass
and her lips wrapped around his pole.
Betty the Hotslut
was a fairytale they say
she could fuck and play
and make the boys say
"oh god please dont stop"
Betty the Hotslut
had to hurry on her way
so she said let's screw
and she hopped on you
and rode him night and day.
Okay, that sucked, but I wrote whatever came to mind. I tried to make it flow nicely. lol.
Hope ya like.
Trust me, if I was in the US I'd be entering! I do want me some of those :)
xx Dee
to the tune of "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle"
Betty, Betty, Betty
With breasts so large and plump,
Betty, Betty, Betty
It's you we want to hump.
She has breasts so big and bouncy
My thoughts I cannot hide.
As soon as I see her naked,
Her ass I must then ride.
Betty, Betty, Betty
That ass is so damn fine.
Betty, Betty, Betty
How do I make you mine?
She's kinky like an outdoor hose
Her minds all in the gutter
Want to have a real good time?
Cause Betty'll make you shudder.
Betty, Betty, Betty
Does this win me Luna Beads?
Betty, Betty, Betty
I'll do it, tell me what you need.
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